Pj jokes #1
What will a Gujarati call a Good-Looking Rhinoceros?
RHINO-SARAS-CHE
Pj jokes #2
Saare Graphic Designers Tipsy Se Kyu Lagte Hain?
Because They Are Always working on J-pegs.
Pj jokes #3
What will AYUSHMANN KHURRANA say If he were SANTA CLAUS?
BADHAI- HO- HO- HO- HO- HO
Pj jokes #4
A.R. RAHMAN Kahan Se Gaate Hain?
DIL SEEE REEEE….. Dil se reeee.
Pj jokes #5
What will you call 20 FIRST-AID KIDS?
BEES – KIT
Pj jokes #6
What will you call a VILLAIN who has a BALANCE SHEET?
HEATH LEDGER
Pj jokes #7
What do you get when you ask the letter ‘G’ to GO AWAY?
G-JA-JI
Pj jokes #8
I want my Yoga teacher to sing, so I was like….
YO GAAA…
Pj jokes #9
LAWYERS Kaunsi TUITIONS jaate hain?
Constitution
Pj jokes #10
What do you think about NORTH-EASTERN People?
I think they are ASSAM…..
Pj jokes #11
Apki mummy aapko aur APARSHAKTI ko SAATH MEIN Kya Bulaati hain?
SHAKTIMAAAAANNNNNNN…….
Pj jokes #12
Ek ARROGANT Toe ne dusre ARROGANT Toe ko kya kaha?
TOE KYA UKHAAD LEGA…..
Pj jokes #13
What will you call a BLIND PIANIST?
PIANIST
Pj jokes #14
How will a teacher address an empty classroom?
KYA HAAL HAIN BENCH-OO..
Pj jokes #15
Ek Shoe ne dusre Shoe ko Kya Kaha?
TERI NIKE.
Pj jokes #16
What do you call SIDHARTH MALHOTRA when he hits a TARGET?
SID-DART MALHOTRA
Pj jokes #17
What Shoe will you wear when you are Climbing a Hill?
A HEEL
Pj jokes #18
Ek GYM trainer ne Dusre GYM trainer ko kya bola?
Mai Tujhe Muscle Dungaaa….
Pj jokes #19
What will you call a TAXI that can Swim?
UBER POOL
Pj jokes #20
What do you call an UNCLE who wants to DANCE?
CHA-CHA-CHA
Pj jokes #21
Ek Fish ne Dusre Fish ko Pond ke Bahar Kyun Phenk Dia?
Kyuki Wo SEL-FISH Thi
Pj jokes #22
What will you call JABARIYA JODI if you don’t know the RELEASE DATE?
KAB-ARIYA JODI?
Pj jokes #23
What will a PLUMBER tell his SON?
Yeh Ghar Maine Pipe-Pipe Jod Ke Banaya Hai…
Pj jokes #24
If PARINITI marries RAJ, Toh Unke Bachon Ka Naam Kya Hogaa?
RAJNEETI
Pj jokes #25
Agar WI-FI Ki Ek Dandi Kam Hogi Toh Usko Kya Bolenge?
WI-FOUR
Pj jokes #26
What would you call a CATHOLIC GIRL stuck in BOMBAY RAINS?
FLOODY MARY
Pj jokes #27
What will you call a GIRL who is Stuck at Home because of COUGH?
KHASSEEE-TOO-FASSSEEE
PJ jokes #28
What Does my DOG do on his DATE?
PETFLIX and CHILL
Pj jokes #29
Agar ISHQZAADE buri FILM hoti to Uska Naam Kya Hota?
IT-SUCKS-ZAADE
Pj jokes #30
How will a Duck ask you to do your work very FAST?
KAAM QUACK-QUACK KARO
Pj jokes #31
ARTIST log TREE HOUSE pe kyu nahi rehte?
Because They are Always UNDERPAID.
Pj jokes #32
VULGAR TANDOORI TIKKA KO kya kahenge?
EROTICA
Pj jokes #33
Why does VARUN never come SECOND?
Because VARUN DHA-WAN
Pj jokes #34
What did the SHEEP say to her GRANDMOTHER?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
Pj jokes #35
Agar BATMAN ka MENTOR Bengali hota to uska kya Naam hota?
RA’ S AL GULLA
Pj jokes #36
My GIRLFRIEND is JAIN. She never LIES to me so what does that make her?
GENUINE
Pj jokes #37
Agar KALANK aj RELEASE hui hoti to use kya kehte?
AAJANK
Pj jokes #38
When BABURAO cracks a BAD JOKE, what does his GIRLFRIEND say?
BABU HOW?
PJ jokes #39
What do you call a Gang of NORTH-EASTERN people talking?
GANGTOK
Pj jokes #40
Left Shoe ne Right Shoe ko CHUP Kaise karaya?
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE.
Pj jokes #41
Snoop Dog recently Stole my Food, What did I Call Him?
SNOOP HOG
Pj jokes #42
Mujhe SEEMA ko Apni WATCH dikhani thi, toh maine unse kya kaha?
SEE MAA WATCH
Pj jokes #43
What do you call a Mango Flavored CHAI?
FROOTI
Pj jokes #44
Mujhe Apni UNGLIYON pe bahut NAAZ hai….
Because I can COUNT on Them….
Pj jokes #45
RIA used to carry a lot of GERMS, toh bata uska NAAM kya rakh diya?
BACTERIA
Pj jokes #46
Billi ne Pizza khate waqt Kutte ko kya bola?
MEOW
Pj jokes #47
Jab HUSBAND Goat ka WIFE Goat se jhagda horaha ho, toh wo kya bolega?
KYA BAKRI HAI
Pj jokes #48
Mera Dost Kisi Se Badla leke aya tha, Par mujhe pehle se malum tha. KYU?
Kyuki wo thoda BADLA-BADLA lagra tha.
Pj jokes #49
How will a MISOGYNIST man open a LOCK?
PATRIARCHY
Pj jokes #50
Which Bollywood actor has THREE BODY PARTS in his NAME?
JOH-NYY LIVER
Pj jokes #51
What is a PERSON sleeping on a BEAN BAG called?
SOYA BEAN
Pj jokes #52
MR. BACHCHAN LAS VEGAS me konsa GAANA gayenge?
SAARA ZAMAANAA HASEENOO KAA DEEWANA
Pj jokes #53
Why is everyone scared of KOFTA?
KYUKI SABME USKA BAHUT KHAUUUFFF THAA.
Pj jokes #54
Agar Normal SUPERHEROES ko hum AVENGERS bulate hai. Toh BADLA lene wale SUPERHEROES ko kya bulayenge?
REVENGERS
Pj jokes #55
DILLI wale GRILLED CHICKEN ne MUMBAI wale GRILLED CHICKEN se kya kaha?
Hum me kitni TANDOPORI hai
Pj jokes #56
If a SABZIWALA was a TEACHER, how would he teach his STUDENTS?
LASOON ONE
Pj jokes #57
AMITABH Ji kaise Nahate hai?
Shower-Shower Maahiyaa
Pj jokes #58
KHALI ke Dost usko jab bahut dino baad milte hai to kya bolte hai?
AA GAYE BADE LOG
Pj jokes #59
MOGAMBO chair se GIr gaya, to maine usko kya pucha?
MOGAMBO KUCH HUAA?
Pj jokes #60
Aisi konsi DRIVE hai jo pani se kharab nahi hoti?
MARINE DRIVE
Pj jokes #61
Bankers ka FAVORITE TV show konsa hai?
GAME OF LOANS
Pj jokes #62
Petrol aur Diesal me Petrol kyu haar gaya?
Because WIN DIESAL
Pj jokes #63
Why was my brother upset when he asked me for a phone?
Kyuki maine usko NO-KIYA
Pj jokes #64
What do you call a Dating app for GHOSTS?
TIN – DARR
PJ jokes #65
Why did Ali join TIK-TOK?
Because MUSIC-ALI
Pj Jokes #66
What did you call the CHINA version of FILTER COPY?
FIRST COPY
Pj jokes #67
MINAL ko police kyu leke gayi?
Kyuki wo CRI – MINAL thi
Pj jokes #68
Sabzi Wale ki GIRLFRIEND ne uske liye konsa Gana gaya?
TUM PYAAZ AAYE, YUN MUSKURAAYE…
Pj jokes #69
If B can not hear what A is saying, then what will it say to A
A…. Kya bolti tuuuu
Pj jokes #70
What would you call a girl who never laughs?
HASEEE…NAAAA