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Pj jokes #1 What will a Gujarati call a Good-Looking Rhinoceros? RHINO-SARAS-CHE Pj jokes #2 Saare Graphic Designers Tipsy Se Kyu Lagte Hain? Because They Are Always working on J-pegs. Pj jokes #3 What will AYUSHMANN KHURRANA say If he were SANTA CLAUS? BADHAI- HO- HO- HO- HO- HO Pj jokes #4 A.R. RAHMAN Kahan Se Gaate Hain? DIL SEEE REEEE….. Dil se reeee. Pj jokes #5 What will you call 20 FIRST-AID KIDS? BEES - KIT Pj jokes #6 What will you call a VILLAIN who has a BALANCE SHEET? HEATH LEDGER Pj jokes #7 What do you get when you ask the letter ‘G’ to GO AWAY? G-JA-JI Pj jokes #8 I want my Yoga teacher to sing, so I was like…. YO GAAA… Pj jokes #9 LAWYERS Kaunsi TUITIONS jaate hain? Constitution Pj jokes #10 What do you think about NORTH-EASTERN People? I think they are ASSAM….. Pj jokes #11 Apki mummy aapko aur APARSHAKTI ko SAATH MEIN Kya Bulaati hain? SHAKTIMAAAAANNNNNNN……. Pj jokes #12 Ek ARROGANT Toe ne dusre ARROGANT Toe ko kya kaha? TOE KYA UKHAAD LEGA….. Pj jokes #13 What will you call a BLIND PIANIST? PIANIST Pj jokes #14 How will a teacher address an empty classroom? KYA HAAL HAIN BENCH-OO.. Pj jokes #15 Ek Shoe ne dusre Shoe ko Kya Kaha? TERI NIKE. Pj jokes #16 What do you call SIDHARTH MALHOTRA when he hits a TARGET? SID-DART MALHOTRA Pj jokes #17 What Shoe will you wear when you are Climbing a Hill? A HEEL Pj jokes #18 Ek GYM trainer ne Dusre GYM trainer ko kya bola? Mai Tujhe Muscle Dungaaa…. Pj jokes #19 What will you call a TAXI that can Swim? UBER POOL Pj jokes #20 What do you call an UNCLE who wants to DANCE? CHA-CHA-CHA Pj jokes #21 Ek Fish ne Dusre Fish ko Pond ke Bahar Kyun Phenk Dia? Kyuki Wo SEL-FISH Thi Pj jokes #22 What will you call JABARIYA JODI if you don’t know the RELEASE DATE? KAB-ARIYA JODI? Pj jokes #23 What will a PLUMBER tell his SON? Yeh Ghar Maine Pipe-Pipe Jod Ke Banaya Hai… Pj jokes #24 If PARINITI marries RAJ, Toh Unke Bachon Ka Naam Kya Hogaa? RAJNEETI Pj jokes #25 Agar WI-FI Ki Ek Dandi Kam Hogi Toh Usko Kya Bolenge? WI-FOUR Pj jokes #26 What would you call a CATHOLIC GIRL stuck in BOMBAY RAINS? FLOODY MARY Pj jokes #27 What will you call a GIRL who is Stuck at Home because of COUGH? KHASSEEE-TOO-FASSSEEE PJ jokes #28 What Does my DOG do on his DATE? PETFLIX and CHILL Pj jokes #29 Agar ISHQZAADE buri FILM hoti to Uska Naam Kya Hota? IT-SUCKS-ZAADE Pj jokes #30 How will a Duck ask you to do your work very FAST? KAAM QUACK-QUACK KARO Pj jokes #31 ARTIST log TREE HOUSE pe kyu nahi rehte? Because They are Always UNDERPAID. Pj jokes #32 VULGAR TANDOORI TIKKA KO kya kahenge? EROTICA Pj jokes #33 Why does VARUN never come SECOND? Because VARUN DHA-WAN Pj jokes #34 What did the SHEEP say to her GRANDMOTHER? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….. Pj jokes #35 Agar BATMAN ka MENTOR Bengali hota to uska kya Naam hota? RA’ S AL GULLA Pj jokes #36 My GIRLFRIEND is JAIN. She never LIES to me so what does that make her? GENUINE Pj jokes #37 Agar KALANK aj RELEASE hui hoti to use kya kehte? AAJANK Pj jokes #38 When BABURAO cracks a BAD JOKE, what does his GIRLFRIEND say? BABU HOW? PJ jokes #39 What do you call a Gang of NORTH-EASTERN people talking? GANGTOK Pj jokes #40 Left Shoe ne Right Shoe ko CHUP Kaise karaya? SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE. Pj jokes #41 Snoop Dog recently Stole my Food, What did I Call Him? SNOOP HOG Pj jokes #42 Mujhe SEEMA ko Apni WATCH dikhani thi, toh maine unse kya kaha? SEE MAA WATCH Pj jokes #43 What do you call a Mango Flavored CHAI? FROOTI Pj jokes #44 Mujhe Apni UNGLIYON pe bahut NAAZ hai…. Because I can COUNT on Them…. Pj jokes #45 RIA used to carry a lot of GERMS, toh bata uska NAAM kya rakh diya? BACTERIA Pj jokes #46 Billi ne Pizza khate waqt Kutte ko kya bola? MEOW Pj jokes #47 Jab HUSBAND Goat ka WIFE Goat se jhagda horaha ho, toh wo kya bolega? KYA BAKRI HAI Pj jokes #48 Mera Dost Kisi Se Badla leke aya tha, Par mujhe pehle se malum tha. KYU? Kyuki wo thoda BADLA-BADLA lagra tha. Pj jokes #49 How will a MISOGYNIST man open a LOCK? PATRIARCHY Pj jokes #50 Which Bollywood actor has THREE BODY PARTS in his NAME? JOH-NYY LIVER Pj jokes #51 What is a PERSON sleeping on a BEAN BAG called? SOYA BEAN Pj jokes #52 MR. BACHCHAN LAS VEGAS me konsa GAANA gayenge? SAARA ZAMAANAA HASEENOO KAA DEEWANA Pj jokes #53 Why is everyone scared of KOFTA? KYUKI SABME USKA BAHUT KHAUUUFFF THAA. Pj jokes #54 Agar Normal SUPERHEROES ko hum AVENGERS bulate hai. Toh BADLA lene wale SUPERHEROES ko kya bulayenge? REVENGERS Pj jokes #55 DILLI wale GRILLED CHICKEN ne MUMBAI wale GRILLED CHICKEN se kya kaha? Hum me kitni TANDOPORI hai Pj jokes #56 If a SABZIWALA was a TEACHER, how would he teach his STUDENTS? LASOON ONE Pj jokes #57 AMITABH Ji kaise Nahate hai? Shower-Shower Maahiyaa Pj jokes #58 KHALI ke Dost usko jab bahut dino baad milte hai to kya bolte hai? AA GAYE BADE LOG Pj jokes #59 MOGAMBO chair se GIr gaya, to maine usko kya pucha? MOGAMBO KUCH HUAA? Pj jokes #60 Aisi konsi DRIVE hai jo pani se kharab nahi hoti? MARINE DRIVE Pj jokes #61 Bankers ka FAVORITE TV show konsa hai? GAME OF LOANS Pj jokes #62 Petrol aur Diesal me Petrol kyu haar gaya? Because WIN DIESAL Pj jokes #63 Why was my brother upset when he asked me for a phone? Kyuki maine usko NO-KIYA Pj jokes #64 What do you call a Dating app for GHOSTS? TIN - DARR PJ jokes #65 Why did Ali join TIK-TOK? Because MUSIC-ALI Pj Jokes #66 What did you call the CHINA version of FILTER COPY? FIRST COPY Pj jokes #67 MINAL ko police kyu leke gayi? Kyuki wo CRI - MINAL thi Pj jokes #68 Sabzi Wale ki GIRLFRIEND ne uske liye konsa Gana gaya? TUM PYAAZ AAYE, YUN MUSKURAAYE… Pj jokes #69 If B can not hear what A is saying, then what will it say to A A…. Kya bolti tuuuu Pj jokes #70 What would you call a girl who never laughs? HASEEE...NAAAA

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